There was a very funny Ball Park Frank commercial running with a promo for the Discovery special on August 19.
The video is apparently no longer available on YouTube or elsewhere.
Baby Brezza Blog has a transcript:
Three guys are standing around at a BBQ, as guy #1 says that he is “99.9% sure” about a particular baseball statistic. Whereupon guy #2 questions his certainty by asking, “Sure?” Guy #1 then responds, “I’m 99.9% positive.”
Guy #3 chimes in and says, “So you don’t know.”
Guy #1 now replies, “I’m 99.99999% sure.”
Guy #3 then says, “If you don’t know, you don’t know. It’s fine.”